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"Can I have a virgin screwdriver?"
“That would be orange juice ma’am, is there any other secret code you’d like to order in?”

  • father; dad: hello my son
  • myself: (╬ ಠ 益ಠ)
  • its my dad: what is the matter
  • me, : (╬ ಠ 益ಠ) this is not the time, please begone
  • dad: i see...goodbye
  • me: (╬ ಠ 益ಠ) thank u,
  • me trying to flirt: so.. do you like one piece?
  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign



When I first saw the acronym POC I just thought it was Pirates of the Carribean without “the” so people would talk about POC and im like wow they truly are passionate about these pirates

Same, except I kept thinking TW was Teen Wolf so when people would tag it I’d always think “Wow, this show has gotten some controversial themes in it now”

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that

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this show has 7 emmys

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"hey grandpa what was the pussy like in the 1940’s"

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