"Can I have a virgin screwdriver?"
“That would be orange juice ma’am, is there any other secret code you’d like to order in?”
- father; dad: hello my son
- myself: (╬ ಠ 益ಠ)
- its my dad: what is the matter
- me, : (╬ ಠ 益ಠ) this is not the time, please begone
- dad: i see...goodbye
- me: (╬ ಠ 益ಠ) thank u,
- me trying to flirt: so.. do you like one piece?
- english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
- english is their first language: hte fuckign
When I first saw the acronym POC I just thought it was Pirates of the Carribean without “the” so people would talk about POC and im like wow they truly are passionate about these pirates
Same, except I kept thinking TW was Teen Wolf so when people would tag it I’d always think “Wow, this show has gotten some controversial themes in it now”