phobias:

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

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dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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jollymarco:

this is a lot to take in

jollymarco:

this is a lot to take in

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blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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